Why is it that every time I go to a market the person ahead of me is buying lottery tickets. EVERY TIME. You would think there was an APB out that I had dry mouth and craved an Arnold Palmer. Why are these people always purchasing lotto tickets? And it’s not just one ticket. It’s like fifteen. And there is always the lady in the Tweety Bird pajamas. I can’t. This needs to stop.
Homeland is everything.